Over the past two weeks a number of wild animals have made South Africans a little nervous.
There is a baboon loose in the South of Johannesburg. He’s been running around for about two weeks and he is skilfully avoiding capture. Each time animal control gets to the last place the creature was seen, they can’t find him.
And the latest news I saw this morning suggests you avoid eye contact with a baboon and apparently their teeth are longer than those of a lion.
So that is pretty scary.
And two weeks ago a pair of hyenas got loose in Kwazulu Natal. Hyenas are nothing more than oversized, scavenging, smelly dogs with powerful jaws to eat rotting carcasses. And they are funny looking.
This frightened a lot of people. And I can understand why, because hyenas are huge and eat pretty much anything. A bit like baboons.
So who can blame these wild animals from wanting to feast on the vast amount of food South Africans throw away.
But what really excited me about all this is that in about six to eight years there will be wonderful urban legends about a wild child that was found on the outskirts of some town, naked, filthy and unable to speak – raised by wild animals.