Fact: At this point in time, I want a rat more than I want a unicorn.
Actually, I’ll take two, thank you very much.
I will make them fabulous, nutritious meals.
And fun toys out of things I have around the house.
We could play hide and seek.
And they would display great athletic ability.
And help me with my writing.
Enough said – I want one in my life.
P.S. Rats can beat the sh*t out of cats.