How to pass the time in winter

I would rather feel cold than be too hot.

Blue
This is actually a perfume bottle, but it sums up how pretty cold can be nicely.

It’s easier to do something about being cold. For example, you could put on a jacket or wear woolly socks. When you’re too hot, short of swimming, there is only so much clothing that can be removed before being considered indecent.

I find cold exhilarating and I don’t like to perspire. While the cold dries out my skin it is less painful than frequent sunburn from the African sun. Warm beverages are infinitely better in winter and red wine is a valuable aid in heating up your core body temperature.

But most people disagree. I wrote about this last year to try and encourage people to be more cheerful – you can catch up or remind yourself here. For those of you who do not like winter, I have made a list of fun things you can do to pass time.

Set up correspondence with people from the Northern Hemisphere. Not only will they remind you of why you prefer summer, but you can gloat in a few months time about how warm it is in the Southern Hemisphere. They will be complaining about chill blains and you’ll be drinking Gin and Tonic from a frosted glass.

Winter in South Africa is still less bleak than winter in Europe.

Cocoon yourself in blankets. Much like ‘swaddling’ which Lock taught Claire to try on her crying baby in Lost – this is very comforting. This then leads to the perfect opportunity to pretend you are a caterpillar and that you will one day become a butterfly.

Eat large amounts of cheese. You’re covering up all your skin, so you may as well allow yourself to gain a little weight.

Cheese Platter
I am so glad I am not lactose intollerant

Ski on frost. This is much easier than it sounds. You don’t need fancy equipment. All you need to do is walk on frosted grass, early in the morning and you will be able to slide around with the same amount of grace as a three-legged elephant.

Ice
Frost: Not as soft as snow

Court your heater. This is an alternative to the cliché summer romance. It’s not nearly as memorable, but it will take the edge off.

Embrace your pale complexion. Not only will you age more gracefully, but you can pretend to be a vampire.

Grr
Grr - look at me, I'm so pale and scary.

Attend a ‘Christmas in July’ event. It’s much more original than the standard Christmas. And be honest, you would rather eat turkey in the cold than on a sticky, summer day.

If all else fails, you could just hibernate and emerge in a few months, unshaved and grumpy.

Grizzly
Bears get to be angry

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How to pass the time in winter

3 thoughts on “How to pass the time in winter

  1. Nick Armstrong says:

    Lol! Winter is beautiful too babes – as is wont of Human Nature – people will complain when it’s too hot, then complain when it’s too cold; complain when it’s raining ‘too much’ – then complain when the ravages of drought hit……

    Summer, Winter – all 4 our seasons – one is as beautiful, as crucial to Mother Nature – as the others… 🙂 Each season carries its own unique Energy, it’s own things to do, to see, and to experience… 🙂

    It’s only those who are limited in their minds and thinking – that would find any particular season ‘boring’ or have ‘nothing to do’… Appreciate every day, every moment, in Life – being thankful for all experiences… 🙂 The Universal Law of Gratitude… 🙂 xx

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