Strange Behaviour

I think the consumption of fruit is strange. Unless it’s a tomato or avocado, I’m not interested. And I haven’t developed scurvy yet, so that means eating fruit is not a major part of human survival. I don’t have time to waste on fruit either.

Fruit contains seeds and avoiding or ingesting the seeds is way too much effort. If I’m going to eat something healthy, I want it to be easy.

Why people choose to eat this stuff if more than I can understand

That’s why I cannot understand why the girls at the office eat fruit salad for lunch.

If you’re going to eat fruit salad, it should at least be for breakfast. Restaurants are onto this fact. Why do you think you can only order fruit salad up until 10:00am? Because it doesn’t make sense to eat it at all, but some freaks do, so it’s just there, along with muesli and yogurt (seriously, who goes out for breakfast and eats muesli and yogurt?).

Really? You can't make this at home?

The girls already think I’m a freak. So, I can’t appeal to them to stop eating fruit at lunchtime. They don’t understand that I find it confusing.

Lunch, in an ideal world, would be steak. Something big and filling to get you through the day.

Meat
The perfect lunch

 

 

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Strange Behaviour

10 thoughts on “Strange Behaviour

  1. The American says:

    I found your position on fruit offensive. The first photo is clearly and objectively delicious looking. In fact it’s making my mouth water right now. Fruit is absolutely appropriate at any time of the day. If berries abundantly grew in our backyard, I would be eating them multiple times a day, every day. Plus, steak is gross.

      1. The American says:

        Incorrect. I have had steak and rejected it. It also has nothing to do with the deliciousness of berries.

  2. I very much enjoyed it, thank you (here is not the place to admit that I am an avid fruit lover)

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